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Sure, you've decided to pledge yourself to the right side of the argument - but how to you show innocent passers-by without having to yell and risk assault charges? You get a t-shirt! With classy designs and comfy fabrics, you can't go wrong.

Also, once you've picked out, ordered and finally recieved your beautiful shirt, send us a picture at ihatecrocs [at] gmail [dot] com. 

Crocs = Second-hand Smoke for your eyes 

Men's Premium T-Shirt
CAD$ 23.99

Crocs = Second-hand Smoke for your eyes 

Men's Premium T-Shirt
CAD$ 23.99

Crocs = Second-hand Smoke for your eyes 

Men's Premium T-Shirt
CAD$ 23.99

Cuttin' Crocs for Gentlemen 

Men's Premium T-Shirt
CAD$ 28.49

Cuttin' Crocs for Gentlemen 

Men's Premium T-Shirt
CAD$ 28.49

Cuttin' Crocs for Gentlemen 

Men's Premium T-Shirt
CAD$ 28.49

Cuttin' Crocs for Gentlemen 

Men's Premium T-Shirt
CAD$ 28.49

Cuttin' Crocs for Ladies 

Women's T-Shirt
CAD$ 21.49

Cuttin' Crocs for Ladies 

Women's T-Shirt
CAD$ 21.49

Cuttin' Crocs for Ladies 

Women's T-Shirt
CAD$ 21.49

Cuttin' Crocs for Ladies 

Women's T-Shirt
CAD$ 21.49

Cuttin' Crocs for Ladies 

Women's T-Shirt
CAD$ 21.49

Cuttin' Crocs for Ladies 

Women's T-Shirt
CAD$ 21.49

Big Scissor Croc Badges 

Large Buttons
One size
CAD$ 11.99

Anti-Croc Pins 

Small Buttons
One size
CAD$ 9.99

Scissor Croc Pins 

Small Buttons
One size
CAD$ 9.99

Crazy Croc Pins 

Small Buttons
One size
CAD$ 10.99

New Scissor Croc Comfy Indie Tee 

Women's T-Shirt by American Apparel
CAD$ 31.49

The Cheapest New Scissor Croc Tee 

Men's Premium T-Shirt
CAD$ 28.49

New Scissor Croc Basic Tee 

Men's T-Shirt by American Apparel
CAD$ 31.49

New Scissor Croc Basic Tee 

Men's T-Shirt by American Apparel
CAD$ 31.49

New Scissor Croc Ringer Tee 

Men's Ringer T-Shirt
CAD$ 36.49

New Scissor Croc Ringer Tee 

Men's Ringer T-Shirt
CAD$ 36.49

Crazy Croc Tee 

Men's Ringer T-Shirt
CAD$ 34.49

Those About To Croc Tee 

Men's Ringer T-Shirt

Temporarily Unavailable  

Those About To Crocs Tee 

Men's Premium T-Shirt
CAD$ 23.99

Those About To Crocs Tee 

Women's T-Shirt by American Apparel
CAD$ 26.99

Scissor Croc Ringer Tee 

Men's Ringer T-Shirt

Temporarily Unavailable  

Ladies' Scissor Croc Tee 

Women's T-Shirt by American Apparel
CAD$ 28.49

ReBooter Big Button 

Large Buttons
One size
CAD$ 11.99

ReBooter Small Button 

Small Buttons
One size
CAD$ 9.99

Guardian ReBooter button 

Large Buttons
One size
CAD$ 11.99

True Statement Tee 

Men's T-Shirt
CAD$ 16.99

Anti-Croc Ringer Tee 

Men's Ringer T-Shirt
CAD$ 33.49

True Statement Tee 

Men's Premium T-Shirt
CAD$ 23.99

True Statement Tee 

Men's Premium T-Shirt
CAD$ 23.99

True Statement Tee 

Men's Premium T-Shirt
CAD$ 23.99

Ladies' True Statement Tee 

Women's T-Shirt by American Apparel
CAD$ 26.99

Ladies' True Statement Tee 

Women's T-Shirt by American Apparel

Temporarily Unavailable  

Scissor Croc Basic Tee 

Men's T-Shirt
CAD$ 18.49